Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Goal for FC Mulhouse! Wawo

    Guwy breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Wawo, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  2. 79'

    Yellow card for Vipi

    For that foul, Vipi can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  3. 33'

    Goal for FC Mulhouse! Rixe

    Costo flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Rixe, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  4. 27'

    Mendy goes down injured

    Mendy is signaling to the medics, he should be coming off.

  5. 11'

    Yellow card for Modi

    Modi is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

In a display that can only be described as a tactical collision between professional aspiration and a complete lack of aim, FC Mulhouse secured a deserved 2-0 victory over the culinary-challenged LeGrasCestLaVie. From the opening whistle, it was clear that LeGrasCestLaVie had confused a football pitch for a buffet line, managing a staggering zero shots on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. Their primary contribution to the beautiful game was a collection of six fouls that served as the only highlights of their otherwise invisible offensive presence. ⚽

The match was far from a walk in the park for the victors, as FC Mulhouse had to overcome a stroke of bad luck with an early injury in the 27th minute, not to mention a yellow card issued in the 11th minute that momentarily threatened their composure. Despite the physical toll and the aggressive defensive antics of their opponents, FC Mulhouse remained patient. They finally broke the deadlock in the 33rd minute, proving that even with a bit of grit and a few clumsy tackles, talent eventually finds a way to the back of the net.

As the clock ticked toward the final whistle, the visitors from LeGrasCestLaVie seemed more interested in collecting yellow cards than points, picking up a caution in the 79th minute while failing to offer any resistance. FC Mulhouse put the final nail in the coffin with a second goal in the 90th minute, capping off a dominant performance where they controlled the tempo despite a late-game missed free kick. It was a brutal reminder that in this league, you need more than just a catchy name to survive the intensity of a real match. 🏆

Match details

On 01/09/2026 17:45

Jean Lavigne (FC Mulhouse)

25600 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Steve MAN...
207 pts
19 yrs
Mendy
202 pts
22 yrs
Ramos
186 pts
27 yrs
Gysi
207 pts
21 yrs
Wawo
205 pts
21 yrs
Guwy
208 pts
18 yrs
Costo
235 pts
28 yrs
Rixe
203 pts
22 yrs
Cyca
203 pts
21 yrs
Modi
206 pts
18 yrs
Musi
203 pts
20 yrs
Gragas
176 pts
21 yrs
Vipi
197 pts
20 yrs
Bine
195 pts
20 yrs
Hypy
188 pts
21 yrs
Mydy
200 pts
20 yrs
Nami
183 pts
22 yrs
Lulu
203 pts
21 yrs
Rigy
188 pts
19 yrs
Vexe
202 pts
21 yrs
Hosy
202 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time! FC Mulhouse dominate LeGrasCestLaVie with a score of 2-0 and add another win to their tally!

  2. 90'

    Goal for FC Mulhouse! Wawo

    Guwy breaks away down the left and delivers a pinpoint cross for Wawo, who has an easy tap-in to find the back of the net.

  3. 87'

    Free kick by Ramos

    Ramos steps up to take the free kick, it's a good strike but it's deflected by the wall! Thanks to a fabulous reflex, the keeper, Gragas, manages to reset and tip it away with his fingertips despite being wrong-footed! That was a close call!

  4. 87'

    Mydy cannot stop Musi, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  5. 84'

    Rixe thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Lulu.

  6. 80'

    Guwy accelerates and passes to Modi, who can't control the ball; it's a throw-in.

  7. 79'

    Yellow card for Vipi

    For that foul, Vipi can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  8. 78'

    Vipi commits a heavy foul, tackling Rixe from behind with both feet off the ground.

  9. 77'

    Wawo manages to dribble past Bine, who catches up. Wawo slaps his opponent! Foul!

  10. 74'

    A dangerous cross from Wawo is easily dealt with by Rigy, who clears with a header.

  11. 69'

    Musi manages to dribble past Hosy, who catches up. Musi slaps his opponent! Foul!

  12. 63'

    It is all one-way traffic right now! FC Mulhouse has the ball, but can LeGrasCestLaVie hold off this attack?

  13. 61'

    LeGrasCestLaVie is pressing very intensely, forcing FC Mulhouse to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  14. 58'

    Ramos is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Mydy's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  15. 57'

    Bine and Hypy play a lovely one-two to clear the ball, which seems to frustrate the opposing manager.

  16. 54'

    Bine is through on goal, but Mendy wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  17. 51'

    Vexe commits a deliberate obstruction on Mendy. Watch out!

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe LeGrasCestLaVie va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour FC Mulhouse.

  20. 40'

    FC Mulhouse are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; LeGrasCestLaVie are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.

  21. 35'

    Guwy plays a ball over the top, but a magnificent intervention from Vexe saves his team from a dangerous attack!

  22. 33'

    Goal for FC Mulhouse! Rixe

    Costo flicks the ball past two defenders and crosses for Rixe, who connects with a first-time half-volley that buries itself in the back of the net!

  23. 28'

    FC Mulhouse is giving the ball away far too much in midfield and cannot string any passes together.

  24. 27'

    Mendy goes down injured

    Mendy is signaling to the medics, he should be coming off.

  25. 26'

    Nami puts in a heavy tackle on Mendy during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  26. 23'

    Shot off target by Rixe

    Looking sharp tonight, Rixe tries his luck with a long-range effort that misses the target.

  27. 18'

    Superb nutmeg by Mendy on his opponent Rigy; he justifies his status as a key player for his team.

  28. 15'

    FC Mulhouse is passing the ball around, with LeGrasCestLaVie trying to win it back.

  29. 12'

    Lulu commits a heavy foul, tackling Mendy from behind with both feet off the ground.

  30. 11'

    Yellow card for Modi

    Modi is very late on his opponent and receives a deserved yellow card.

  31. 11'

    Modi commits a deliberate obstruction on Bine. Watch out!

  32. 5'

    Lulu just tackled Rixe with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  33. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes! It is going to be a tough match due to the bad weather.

Key stats

FC Mulhouse LeGrasCestLaVie
73% Possession 27%
2 Goals 0
3 Shots on target 0
1 Shots off target 0
4 Fouls 6
1 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Wawo 90' Guwy
  • Rixe 33' Costo

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 27'
  • 90'

Midfield

  • 90'
  • 33'
  • 33'

Attack

  • 11'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 79'

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

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