Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 74'

    Yellow card for Santiago Pierotti

    Following that foul, Santiago Pierotti is shown a yellow card.

  2. 64'

    Substitution for XI Burdigala 1881

    XI Burdigala 1881 effectue un remplacement. Zinedine ZIDANE prend la place de Matthieu CHALME.

  3. 53'

    Goal for PARIS SG! Di Maria

    Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Di Maria and Neves, Di Maria attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Di Maria!

  4. 25'

    Yellow card for Pedro PAULETA

    Pedro PAULETA picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.

  5. 9'

    Yellow card for Pacho

    Pacho receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  6. 4'

    Yellow card for Di Maria

    Di Maria contests the referee's decision and gets booked with a yellow card.

What a spectacular display of absolute nonsense! In a match that felt less like a professional sporting event and more like a chaotic amateur brawl, PARIS SG managed to scrape a 1-0 victory against a gritty XI Burdigala 1881. From the very first whistle, it was clear that PARIS SG had decided the best way to defend was to collect yellow cards like they were trading stamps, picking up two cautions in the first nine minutes alone. Honestly, if the objective was to see how many times the referee could reach into his pocket before getting tired, they succeeded beyond their wildest dreams 🤡.

XI Burdigala 1881, for their part, played with the kind of stubbornness that makes you want to both applaud and pull your hair out. They matched PARIS SG shot-for-shot, with both teams managing a measly two shots on target throughout the entire ninety minutes. Just as the spectators were considering a collective nap, PARIS SG somehow stumbled into a goal in the 53rd minute. It was the only moment of quality in a sea of fouls, misplaced passes, and general misery. XI Burdigala 1881 tried to claw their way back, but even a late free kick failed to provide the drama we were all secretly craving.

By the time the final whistle blew, the stats told the real story: four fouls for PARIS SG and five for XI Burdigala 1881, proving that neither side was particularly interested in playing actual football today. PARIS SG walks away with the win, but let’s be honest, the real losers were the fans who had to endure this tactical graveyard. If this is the future of the beautiful game, I might just take up knitting instead. A win is a win, I suppose, but that was painful to watch! ⚽️

Match details

On 27/08/2026 20:45

Parc des princes (PARIS SG)

30000 spectators

No extra time

Mendes
349 pts
29 yrs
Stéphane ...
361 pts
30 yrs
Pacho
360 pts
29 yrs
Thiago Silva
350 pts
25 yrs
Neves
182 pts
31 yrs
Verratti
369 pts
24 yrs
Vitinha
352 pts
30 yrs
Neymar
356 pts
25 yrs
Di Maria
367 pts
27 yrs
Santiago ...
357 pts
29 yrs
Ulrich RAME
249 pts
19 yrs
Alessandr...
302 pts
25 yrs
Carlos HE...
310 pts
26 yrs
Marc PLANUS
304 pts
28 yrs
Charl Wes...
288 pts
27 yrs
Johan MICOUD
288 pts
30 yrs
Jean TIGANA
306 pts
25 yrs
Zinedine ...
311 pts
25 yrs
Rio MAVUBA
309 pts
24 yrs
Pedro PAU...
301 pts
29 yrs
Fernando ...
274 pts
24 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    That's the end of the match; PARIS SG has defeated XI Burdigala 1881 in style.

  2. 90'

    Charl Westmorland and Pedro PAULETA are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

  3. 87'

    Free kick by Santiago Pierotti

    Three steps back and Santiago Pierotti runs up... The ball is heading for goal but Ulrich RAME tips it over for a corner!

  4. 87'

    Ulrich RAME makes no attempt to play the ball there! Di Maria is on the ground. It is a foul.

  5. 83'

    A shirt pull by Stéphane Payet; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  6. 80'

    Shot off target by Vitinha

    Just as the pace of the game had dropped significantly, Vitinha took the opportunity to try a long-range shot that goes just over the bar.

  7. 77'

    Alessandro Nesta puts in a heavy tackle on Neves during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  8. 74'

    Yellow card for Santiago Pierotti

    Following that foul, Santiago Pierotti is shown a yellow card.

  9. 74'

    Hard tackle by Santiago Pierotti on Johan MICOUD, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  10. 69'

    A shirt pull by Johan MICOUD; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  11. 64'

    Tactical change — XI Burdigala 1881

    XI Burdigala 1881 modifie sa stratégie.

  12. 64'

    Substitution for XI Burdigala 1881

    XI Burdigala 1881 effectue un remplacement. Zinedine ZIDANE prend la place de Matthieu CHALME.

  13. 60'

    Verratti goes down in the box under pressure from Johan MICOUD. The referee waves play on.

  14. 55'

    XI Burdigala 1881 and PARIS SG are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  15. 54'

    Fernando CAVEGOAL thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Di Maria.

  16. 53'

    Goal for PARIS SG! Di Maria

    Goal! After a brilliant one-two between Di Maria and Neves, Di Maria attempts to chip the keeper and the ball nestles into the top corner! A magnificent lob from Di Maria!

  17. 51'

    Shot on target by Pedro PAULETA

    That helps a keeper! wins his duel against Pedro PAULETA, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

  19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

  20. 43'

    Fernando CAVEGOAL looks for Carlos HENRIQUE in behind the defense, but Carlos HENRIQUE cannot control the ball properly.

  21. 39'

    Fernando CAVEGOAL tries to nutmeg Neymar, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  22. 34'

    PARIS SG is currently unable to string two consecutive passes together against XI Burdigala 1881.

  23. 29'

    Heavy foul by Marc PLANUS who charges into from behind.

  24. 25'

    Yellow card for Pedro PAULETA

    Pedro PAULETA picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.

  25. 25'

    Pedro PAULETA puts in a heavy tackle on Vitinha during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  26. 19'

    Shot off target by Matthieu CHALME

    With no options available, Matthieu CHALME decides to shoot from distance. It is completely sliced and heads towards the corner flag!

  27. 15'

    Shot on target by Fernando CAVEGOAL

    Low drive from Fernando CAVEGOAL, comfortably gathered by .

  28. 9'

    Yellow card for Pacho

    Pacho receives a yellow card despite apologizing.

  29. 9'

    In a duel with Pacho, Fernando CAVEGOAL goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  30. 4'

    Yellow card for Di Maria

    Di Maria contests the referee's decision and gets booked with a yellow card.

  31. 4'

    Matthieu CHALME starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Di Maria, who commits a very bad foul.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are off for 90 minutes of action between PARIS SG and XI Burdigala 1881; this match promises to be a spectacle!

Key stats

PARIS SG XI Burdigala 1881
39% Possession 61%
1 Goals 0
2 Shots on target 2
1 Shots off target 1
4 Fouls 5
3 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Di Maria 53' Neves

Scorers

None

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 9'

Midfield

  • 53'

Attack

  • 53'4'
  • 74'

Substitutes

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 64'

Attack

  • 25'

Substitutes

  • 64'

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