Poketeam vs Paris S.G - Match report

Cup On 27/08/2026 18:45

Full time

Poketeam 4-3-3

1-3

HT: 0 - 1

Paris S.G 3-4-3

Key moments

88'

Goal for Poketeam! Xeve

The players are moving the ball well, Xeve loses Vitinha to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.
84'

Nuno Mendes goes down injured

Nuno Mendes is signaling to the bench that he is injured from that play. A real blow for his team!
67'

Goal for Paris S.G! Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia looks for a passing option, finds none, so he shoots and beats Raya with a clean 30-meter strike. Incredible!
48'

Goal for Paris S.G! Doue

Down the left, Dro Fernandez drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Doue is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.
22'

Goal for Paris S.G! O. Dembele

Counter-attack led by J. Neves, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for O. Dembele, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.

Match editorial

POKETEAM GETS POKED: PARIS S.G. CLINICAL IN A ONE-SIDED AFFAIR

What a masterclass in inefficiency we witnessed today! The Poketeam squad seemed to think they were playing a game of tag rather than football, committing four clumsy fouls while barely bothering the goalkeeper. Meanwhile, Paris S.G. arrived with a blueprint for destruction. By the time the clock hit 67 minutes, the match was essentially a funeral for Poketeam's hopes, as Paris S.G. clinically dismantled their defense to secure a comfortable 1-3 victory. It was less of a contest and more of a stroll in the park for the Parisians, who treated the net like a target practice range. ⚽

The stats tell a story of complete domination: Paris S.G. unleashed six shots on target, proving they actually know how to aim, while Poketeam fumbled around with a measly two. The only thing Poketeam managed to do with any consistency was foul the opposition, acting as if they were trying to collect a full set of bruises. Even when Paris S.G. suffered a late-game injury in the 84th minute, it felt like a minor inconvenience rather than a turning point, as the damage had long since been inflicted.

To their credit, Poketeam finally decided to show up for the party in the 88th minute with a consolation goal, likely to avoid the embarrassment of a total blackout. But let’s be real: it was far too little, far too late. Paris S.G. walked away with the win, leaving their opponents to contemplate why they even bothered putting on their boots today. A truly lopsided affair that confirms one thing: some teams build dreams, while others just build foul counts. 🤡

Head-to-head

Match details

Highbury (Poketeam)

11000 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Raya

207 pts

27 yrs

Ducy

219 pts

20 yrs

W.Pacho

236 pts

19 yrs

Cyprien R...

208 pts

22 yrs

Gabriel

216 pts

26 yrs

Paqy

208 pts

21 yrs

Hawi

205 pts

19 yrs

Zubimendi

184 pts

30 yrs

Cuku

215 pts

21 yrs

Gyokeres

222 pts

27 yrs

Xeve

212 pts

21 yrs

M. Safonov

304 pts

23 yrs

W. Pacho

263 pts

22 yrs

Nuno Mendes

279 pts

22 yrs

Marquihnos

269 pts

29 yrs

Vitinha

300 pts

25 yrs

Dro Ferna...

317 pts

26 yrs

S. Mayulu

307 pts

22 yrs

J. Neves

282 pts

21 yrs

Doue

279 pts

26 yrs

O. Dembele

352 pts

25 yrs

Kvaratskh...

281 pts

27 yrs

Match commentary

90'

Full time!

And that's it! Paris S.G beats Poketeam! This was a great match that ends 3-1! What a game!
88'

Goal for Poketeam! Xeve

The players are moving the ball well, Xeve loses Vitinha to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.
84'

Nuno Mendes goes down injured

Nuno Mendes is signaling to the bench that he is injured from that play. A real blow for his team!
84'

Hawi makes no attempt to play the ball there! Nuno Mendes is on the ground. It is a foul.
83'

J. Neves overdoes it; after dribbling past two players, he tries a nutmeg on Gyokeres, but it does not come off.
78'

Xeve commits a heavy foul, tackling J. Neves from behind with both feet off the ground.
76'

Shot on target by S. Mayulu

Vitinha plays it first time to S. Mayulu, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.
73'

Paris S.G is winning the ball back high up the pitch, which could create counter-attacking opportunities for Poketeam.
69'

Poketeam is currently dominating in midfield, pushing Paris S.G back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!
67'

Goal for Paris S.G! Kvaratskhelia

Kvaratskhelia looks for a passing option, finds none, so he shoots and beats Raya with a clean 30-meter strike. Incredible!
61'

Hawi makes no attempt to play the ball there! O. Dembele is on the ground. It is a foul.
59'

Shot off target by Gabriel

Splendid run from Gabriel who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!
56'

Poketeam is pressing very intensely, forcing Paris S.G to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.
53'

J. Neves passes to Kvaratskhelia, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.
49'

J. Neves makes no attempt to play the ball there! Zubimendi is on the ground. It is a foul.
48'

Goal for Paris S.G! Doue

Down the left, Dro Fernandez drives forward and fires a low cross across the face of goal. The keeper can only parry it, and Doue is there to dribble past him and tap into the empty net.
45'

Back under way!

Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Poketeam va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.
45+1'

Half-time

C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 1 buts à 0 pour Paris S.G.
41'

J. Neves miscontrols the ball, allowing Paqy to calmly restart the play.
37'

Save by Raya

Dro Fernandez is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Raya could play until he is 90.
32'

Vitinha tries to nutmeg Gabriel, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.
28'

Save by Raya

The powerful 20-meter strike from Kvaratskhelia is punched away by Raya.
26'

Hawi is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, Kvaratskhelia.
22'

Goal for Paris S.G! O. Dembele

Counter-attack led by J. Neves, he charges down the right and squares a low ball for O. Dembele, who cleverly side-foots it into the net.
17'

Shot on target by Gabriel

Xeve plays a through ball for Gabriel, who hits it first time. The keeper is caught by surprise and can only punch the ball away.
15'

Gyokeres delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Gabriel was all alone in front of the goal.
12'

What a foul! As Vitinha was heading for goal, Hawi comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!
7'

Shot off target by O. Dembele

Splendid run from O. Dembele who beats one, then two defenders before toe-poking it at full stretch. The ball hits the post and goes out; he could have done better!
3'

Paris S.G are really struggling to get a foothold in the game; Poketeam are pressing as soon as their opponents have the ball.
0'

Kick-off

Kick-off for a match that promises plenty of surprises! This game will feature Poketeam against Paris S.G.

Key stats

Poketeam Paris S.G

1 Goals 3

2 Shots on target 6

1 Shots off target 1

4 Fouls 1

0 Yellow cards 0

0 Red cards 0

0 Injuries 1

Scorers

Xeve 88'

Scorers

Kvaratskhelia 67'
Doue 48' Dro Fernandez
O. Dembele 22' J. Neves

Team sheet

Poketeam

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

88'

Substitutes

Paris S.G

Goalkeeper

Defence

84'

Midfield

Attack

48'
22'
67'

Substitutes

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