Cup On 27/08/2026 12:45

Full time

0-6

HT: 0 - 2
Le bide 4-3-3

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Goal for Le bide! Paul Leroux

    Côme Bernard clears long into the final third, Paul Leroux controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  2. 87'

    Penalty converted by Vincent Durand

    Perfectly sent the wrong way, Vincent Durand didn't blink against Aaron Brun.

  3. 67'

    Goal for Le bide! Maxime Boyer

    GOAL! After beating Evan Humbert, Maxime Boyer curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

  4. 60'

    Yellow card for Côme Bernard

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Côme Bernard and it's deserved.

  5. 54'

    Goal for Le bide! Maxime Boyer

    GOAL! Maxime Boyer curls a precise shot from outside the box into the far top corner past Aaron Brun!

  6. 38'

    Free kick scored by Vincent Durand

    Vincent Durand takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!

  7. 35'

    Red card for Mael Giraud

    Mael Giraud gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.

  8. 20'

    Goal for Le bide! Martin Petit

    After leaving two players in his wake, Antonin Muller serves up a peach of a pass for Martin Petit, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on why some teams should simply stay in the locker room. PetitPrince arrived on the pitch with the ambition of a goldfish and left with the dignity of a wet paper bag. While they managed to commit six fouls, their only real talent seemed to be watching the ball sail past their own goalkeeper. With only a single shot on target, PetitPrince offered a masterclass in how to be completely irrelevant for ninety minutes. 🤡

On the other side of this absolute demolition, Le bide decided to treat the grass like their own private playground. Despite picking up a yellow card and a head-scratching red card, their dominance was never in question. From the opening free-kick goal in the 38th minute to the final nail in the coffin at the 90th, Le bide toyed with their opponents like a cat playing with a particularly slow and confused mouse. Eight shots on target compared to the pathetic output of their rivals proves that Le bide didn't just win; they orchestrated a symphony of destruction.

The final 0-6 scoreline is a mercy, really. If the match had lasted another ten minutes, PetitPrince might have started scoring own goals just to end the misery sooner. Even with a penalty conversion and a barrage of relentless attacks, Le bide showed that they are playing a different sport entirely. As for PetitPrince, we suggest they take up a hobby that involves less running and significantly less public embarrassment. A truly historic thrashing that will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. ⚽🔥

Match details

Stade PetitPrince (PetitPrince)

21000 spectators

No extra time

Pitch view

Aaron Brun
123 pts
24 yrs
Evan Humbert
122 pts
24 yrs
Cyprien H...
129 pts
24 yrs
Basile Ch...
122 pts
26 yrs
Eliott Me...
123 pts
22 yrs
Laurent D...
129 pts
24 yrs
Kevin Guerin
125 pts
22 yrs
Alexandre...
122 pts
26 yrs
Clément F...
125 pts
23 yrs
Kevin Muller
129 pts
19 yrs
Jacques L...
125 pts
25 yrs
Alexandre...
130 pts
19 yrs
Yann Rous...
125 pts
26 yrs
Basile Le...
120 pts
25 yrs
Côme Bernard
119 pts
23 yrs
Vincent D...
121 pts
23 yrs
Mael Giraud
122 pts
20 yrs
Maxime Boyer
128 pts
26 yrs
Martin Petit
127 pts
22 yrs
Paul Leroux
129 pts
23 yrs
Antonin M...
129 pts
19 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 91'

    Full time!

    Le bide wins after a great match. PetitPrince did not deserve to lose, however.

  2. 90'

    Goal for Le bide! Paul Leroux

    Côme Bernard clears long into the final third, Paul Leroux controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

  3. 87'

    Penalty converted by Vincent Durand

    Perfectly sent the wrong way, Vincent Durand didn't blink against Aaron Brun.

  4. 87'

    Penalty to Le bide

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Vincent Durand is preparing to take the shot...

  5. 87'

    Cyprien Humbert makes no attempt to play the ball there! Basile Lemaire is on the ground. It is a foul.

  6. 84'

    In a duel with Kevin Guerin, Jacques Leroy goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  7. 80'

    Le bide is pressing very intensely, forcing PetitPrince to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  8. 79'

    Free kick by Laurent Dufour

    Laurent Dufour strikes the free kick cleverly, the ball bouncing just before reaching Jacques Leroy. He can only parry it before the defense clears it for a throw-in.

  9. 78'

    Yann Rousseau makes no attempt to play the ball there! Evan Humbert is on the ground. It is a foul.

  10. 73'

    Shot off target by Laurent Dufour

    Superb curling shot from Laurent Dufour that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

  11. 71'

    Shot off target by Eliott Mercier

    Eliott Mercier is in front of goal, Kevin Guerin makes a run but Eliott Mercier goes for a shot that grazes the right post.

  12. 67'

    Goal for Le bide! Maxime Boyer

    GOAL! After beating Evan Humbert, Maxime Boyer curls a beautiful shot into the far bottom corner! The keeper can only watch!

  13. 64'

    Shot on target by Antonin Muller

    A cross from Côme Bernard finds Antonin Muller, who goes for a header. No trouble for the keeper.

  14. 62'

    Martin Petit's pass is completely off target and goes straight out for a throw-in. Laurent Dufour watches him and laughs.

  15. 60'

    Yellow card for Côme Bernard

    There was too much aggression there, it's a yellow card for Côme Bernard and it's deserved.

  16. 60'

    Côme Bernard stamps on Laurent Dufour, who is writhing in pain. Watch out for the card!

  17. 57'

    Great team play, it is a shame a poor touch from Maxime Boyer brings the move to an end.

  18. 54'

    Goal for Le bide! Maxime Boyer

    GOAL! Maxime Boyer curls a precise shot from outside the box into the far top corner past Aaron Brun!

  19. 53'

    Shot off target by Maxime Boyer

    Maxime Boyer recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  20. 47'

    Free kick by Vincent Durand

    Vincent Durand slips while taking the free kick, Aaron Brun watches the ball sail into the stands.

  21. 47'

    Basile Lemaire starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from Laurent Dufour, who commits a very bad foul.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe PetitPrince va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Le bide.

  24. 40'

    Evan Humbert commits a heavy foul, tackling Jacques Leroy from behind with both feet off the ground.

  25. 38'

    Free kick scored by Vincent Durand

    Vincent Durand takes his run-up, shoots... And scores! A superb curling effort!

  26. 38'

    A shirt pull by Alexandre Meyer; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  27. 35'

    Red card for Mael Giraud

    Mael Giraud gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.

  28. 35'

    The tackle by Mael Giraud on Evan Humbert is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

  29. 29'

    Laurent Dufour is time-wasting! That is a nasty tackle on Alexandre Perrin.

  30. 25'

    Shot off target by Maxime Boyer

    Run down the right flank by Maxime Boyer who crosses for Mael Giraud, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

  31. 20'

    Goal for Le bide! Martin Petit

    After leaving two players in his wake, Antonin Muller serves up a peach of a pass for Martin Petit, who slots it past the keeper. What a goal!

  32. 17'

    Le bide is passing the ball around, with PetitPrince trying to win it back.

  33. 13'

    Save by Aaron Brun

    From midfield, Antonin Muller unleashes a superb strike, but Aaron Brun catches it easily before shouting at his teammates to wake them up.

  34. 8'

    Côme Bernard takes too long to release the ball and Paul Leroux is caught offside.

  35. 6'

    Kevin Guerin looks for Cyprien Humbert in behind the defense, but Cyprien Humbert cannot control the ball properly.

  36. 4'

    Shot off target by Eliott Mercier

    Big miss! Eliott Mercier cuts the ball back to Laurent Dufour. After a great touch he is one-on-one with the keeper, but his powerful strike is off target! What a waste...

  37. 0'

    Kick-off

    Kick-off for this El Clasico between PetitPrince and Le bide.

Key stats

PetitPrince Le bide
0 Goals 6
1 Shots on target 8
3 Shots off target 3
6 Fouls 3
0 Yellow cards 1
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

None

Scorers

  • Paul Leroux 90' Côme Bernard
  • Vincent Durand 87'
  • Maxime Boyer 67'
  • Maxime Boyer 54'
  • Vincent Durand 38'
  • Martin Petit 20' Antonin Muller

Team sheet

PetitPrince

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

Substitutes

Le bide

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 60'

Midfield

  • 87'38'
  • 35'
  • 67'54'

Attack

  • 20'
  • 90'

Substitutes

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