Cup On 25/08/2026 18:45

Full time

FC Calypige 4-4-2

4-0

HT: 3 - 0
FC Michelbach 5-3-2

Key moments

  1. 72'

    Substitution for FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach effectue un remplacement. H. Kane prend la place de M. Salah.

  2. 72'

    Substitution for FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach effectue un remplacement. D. Alaba prend la place de A. Waldy.

  3. 72'

    Substitution for FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach effectue un remplacement. A. Schicklin prend la place de G. Goepfert.

  4. 69'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Suze

    Suze faces off against W. Saliba, and Suze fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  5. 39'

    Second yellow for K. Wenck

    After receiving a yellow card, K. Wenck gets a second one, resulting in his dismissal.

  6. 29'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Max Dowman

    A first-time cross from Rice-Rice Baby to the penalty spot, where Max Dowman rises above everyone to head it home.

  7. 27'

    Yellow card for K. Wenck

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! K. Wenck got lucky.

  8. 11'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Bonu

    Following a poor clearance by G. Goepfert, Bonu finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  9. 2'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Masu

    Max Dowman accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Masu arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

What we witnessed today was less of a football match and more of a public service announcement on how not to play the beautiful game. FC Calypige dismantled FC Michelbach with a clinical 4-0 victory that felt like a mercy killing by the time the final whistle blew. While FC Calypige looked like a well-oiled machine, FC Michelbach spent most of the afternoon trying to audition for a wrestling federation rather than a professional league. With only one measly shot on target the entire game, it is safe to say that their attack was about as threatening as a damp sponge. 🤡

The disaster for FC Michelbach truly began to unfold around the half-hour mark. After a flurry of fouls and a yellow card, their discipline evaporated entirely. By the 39th minute, a second yellow card resulted in a red, leaving them a man down and completely lost at sea. FC Calypige took full advantage, feasting on the space left by their crumbling opponents. The 4-0 scoreline is actually generous; with seven shots on target, FC Calypige could have easily made this a double-digit humiliation if they hadn't spent so much time admiring their own dominance.

As the match dragged into the final stages, FC Michelbach looked like they were just praying for the lights to go out. Even when they finally managed a shot on target in the 83rd minute, it was a pathetic attempt that served only to underscore their total impotence. FC Calypige walks away with a resounding win and their dignity intact, while FC Michelbach heads back to the locker room to reconsider their life choices. If this is the best they have to offer, they might want to consider taking up knitting instead of football. 🔥

Head-to-head

Match details

Pierre Beau-Huc (FC Calypige)

8000 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Pitch view

Qasu
229 pts
20 yrs
Tyge
214 pts
19 yrs
Tire
234 pts
22 yrs
Gabrial M...
213 pts
27 yrs
Piero Hin...
222 pts
22 yrs
Masu
194 pts
18 yrs
Martin Zu...
239 pts
26 yrs
Rice-Rice...
219 pts
32 yrs
Max Dowman
221 pts
23 yrs
Suze
236 pts
21 yrs
Bonu
240 pts
21 yrs
Gyfu
198 pts
21 yrs
R. Varane
197 pts
31 yrs
V. Van Dijk
199 pts
30 yrs
W. Saliba
197 pts
31 yrs
A. Schicklin
173 pts
21 yrs
T. Kroos
190 pts
31 yrs
D. Alaba
204 pts
30 yrs
A. Griezmann
193 pts
30 yrs
N. Kante
186 pts
32 yrs
K. Wenck
200 pts
22 yrs
H. Kane
199 pts
28 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    Full time, the score is 4-0 for FC Calypige.

  2. 88'

    Link-up play between Max Dowman and Suze, who crosses to the near post, but the goalkeeper collects.

  3. 87'

    FC Calypige is playing the ball around at the back, forcing FC Michelbach's defensive block to push up.

  4. 83'

    Save by Qasu

    That helps a keeper! Qasu wins his duel against A. Schicklin, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  5. 82'

    Save by Gyfu

    Piero Hincapié is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Gyfu could play until he is 90.

  6. 79'

    Free kick by H. Kane

    H. Kane's free kick goes straight over Qasu's goal.

  7. 79'

    Martin Zubimendy attempts a tough tackle on W. Saliba but only catches his opponent's legs... Watch out!

  8. 77'

    FC Calypige is moving the ball around well. FC Michelbach is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  9. 72'

    Tactical change — FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach modifie sa stratégie.

  10. 72'

    Substitution for FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach effectue un remplacement. H. Kane prend la place de M. Salah.

  11. 72'

    Substitution for FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach effectue un remplacement. D. Alaba prend la place de A. Waldy.

  12. 72'

    Substitution for FC Michelbach

    FC Michelbach effectue un remplacement. A. Schicklin prend la place de G. Goepfert.

  13. 72'

    FC Michelbach and FC Calypige are struggling to find solutions, and the match is losing intensity.

  14. 69'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Suze

    Suze faces off against W. Saliba, and Suze fires a sudden strike into the top corner! A sensational goal!

  15. 68'

    Free kick by Suze

    It is a free kick, Suze curls it over the wall, but Gyfu catches it easily.

  16. 68'

    After an aerial duel, A. Waldy delivers a violent elbow to the face of Qasu, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  17. 65'

    Shot on target by Suze

    Masu plays it first time to Suze, who shoots, but his effort is stopped by the keeper.

  18. 61'

    G. Goepfert cuts inside to beat his marker, but Tyge hacks him down. Unbelievable, he was through!

  19. 56'

    FC Michelbach is moving the ball around well. FC Calypige is completely disorganized and cannot win the ball back.

  20. 52'

    Shot off target by Piero Hincapié

    A superb ball from Bonu finds Piero Hincapié behind the defense. He chips the keeper, but the ball goes over the goal.

  21. 47'

    W. Saliba tries to get past Max Dowman, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  22. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe FC Michelbach va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  23. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 0 pour FC Calypige.

  24. 42'

    Nasty tackle from behind by Bonu on V. Van Dijk.

  25. 39'

    Second yellow for K. Wenck

    After receiving a yellow card, K. Wenck gets a second one, resulting in his dismissal.

  26. 39'

    K. Wenck leans on Rice-Rice Baby in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  27. 35'

    Rice-Rice Baby delivers a cross far beyond the back post while Piero Hincapié was all alone in front of the goal.

  28. 31'

    Hard tackle by Rice-Rice Baby on A. Waldy, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  29. 29'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Max Dowman

    A first-time cross from Rice-Rice Baby to the penalty spot, where Max Dowman rises above everyone to head it home.

  30. 27'

    Yellow card for K. Wenck

    Oh my, what a mistake! That could have been a red, but the referee only shows yellow! K. Wenck got lucky.

  31. 26'

    In a duel with K. Wenck, Tire goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  32. 24'

    V. Van Dijk leans on Bonu in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  33. 21'

    G. Goepfert dribbles past Piero Hincapié with a magnificent nutmeg. Piero Hincapié seems annoyed, so he tackles G. Goepfert from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

  34. 15'

    Shot off target by A. Griezmann

    A. Griezmann fires a low cross across the goal... G. Goepfert gets a touch but it goes out for a goal kick.

  35. 11'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Bonu

    Following a poor clearance by G. Goepfert, Bonu finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  36. 9'

    Martin Zubimendy tries to nutmeg A. Griezmann, who isn't fooled and is able to clear the ball calmly.

  37. 5'

    Shot off target by G. Goepfert

    Header from G. Goepfert!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

  38. 2'

    Goal for FC Calypige! Masu

    Max Dowman accelerates down the left and crosses towards the goal. Masu arrives and meets it with a full-tilt header, it is in the back of the net!

  39. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off under beautiful sunshine.

Key stats

FC Calypige FC Michelbach
4 Goals 0
7 Shots on target 1
1 Shots off target 3
5 Fouls 4
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 1
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Suze 69'
  • Max Dowman 29' Rice-Rice Baby
  • Bonu 11'
  • Masu 2' Max Dowman

Scorers

None

Team sheet

FC Calypige

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 2'
  • 29'

Attack

  • 69'
  • 11'

Substitutes

FC Michelbach

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

Attack

  • 39'27'39'

Substitutes

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