Cup On 23/08/2026 15:45

Full time

4-0

HT: 2 - 0

Key moments

  1. 77'

    Goal for Nixon_Gameur/14! Ryvo

    Following a poor clearance by Dewe, Ryvo finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  2. 61'

    Yellow card for Theo Faure

    And yes, it is a booking for Theo Faure!

  3. 53'

    Tolo goes down injured

    Tolo is complaining about his leg, he should be coming off shortly.

  4. 50'

    Goal for Nixon_Gameur/14! Technicien

    Following a poor clearance by Philippe Guerin, Technicien finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  5. 25'

    Goal for Nixon_Gameur/14! Vaxo

    From a quick throw-in, Vaxo finds himself one-on-one with Theo Faure and easily beats him with a side-footed finish!

  6. 22'

    Yellow card for Philippe Guerin

    Philippe Guerin picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.

  7. 5'

    Free kick scored by Technicien

    Technicien takes the free-kick, Theo Faure gets a touch but can't keep it out.

  8. 5'

    Red card for Joueur5

    Joueur5 gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.

What a masterclass in humiliation! Nixon_Gameur/14 arrived on the pitch not to play a game, but to conduct an absolute demolition derby. The scoring started as early as the 5th minute with a clinical free-kick, setting the tone for a match where LarsouilleFC barely seemed to realize they were invited to a football match. While Nixon_Gameur/14 was busy peppering the goal with 8 shots on target, LarsouilleFC seemed to have confused the sport with a tavern brawl, failing to register a single shot while racking up fouls like they were collecting trading cards. ⚽

The misery for LarsouilleFC only deepened as their discipline evaporated into thin air. By the time the final whistle blew, they had accumulated two yellow cards and a red card, proving that if you can't stop the ball, you might as well try to stop the players’ shins. Nixon_Gameur/14 didn't just walk away with a 4-0 victory; they walked away with total dominance, despite a rather unfortunate injury to one of their own during the second half. It was less of a contest and more of a tactical execution.

By the 77th minute, the fourth goal was merely the final nail in a coffin that LarsouilleFC had been building for themselves since the opening whistle. With 0 shots taken and 7 fouls committed, LarsouilleFC provided a masterclass in how to be completely ineffective while being entirely obnoxious. Meanwhile, Nixon_Gameur/14 continues to look like a juggernaut that no one wants to face. If this is what passes for a match in their league, we might need to start charging LarsouilleFC for the therapy sessions their players clearly need after tonight. 🤡

Match details

Mmarena (Nixon_Gameur/14)

19200 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Pitch view

Legardien
243 pts
28 yrs
Pevi
244 pts
20 yrs
Zezi
250 pts
23 yrs
Joueur13
256 pts
26 yrs
Defcentred
254 pts
27 yrs
Ryvo
198 pts
20 yrs
Vaxo
240 pts
21 yrs
Fyhi
247 pts
23 yrs
Tolo
250 pts
23 yrs
Technicien
242 pts
27 yrs
Coureur
224 pts
27 yrs
Theo Faure
177 pts
31 yrs
Wido
170 pts
19 yrs
Olof
137 pts
26 yrs
Kevin Lec...
171 pts
24 yrs
Joueur5
121 pts
28 yrs
Dewe
199 pts
18 yrs
Philippe ...
226 pts
28 yrs
rampillon...
208 pts
26 yrs
Wate
170 pts
20 yrs
PeterParker
124 pts
29 yrs
Tiki
167 pts
19 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    What a match! We witnessed an incredible duel between these two teams.

  2. 90'

    Fyhi passes to Pevi, but the referee is in the way and cannot avoid it.

  3. 87'

    Nixon_Gameur/14 is currently dominating in midfield, pushing LarsouilleFC back with repeated attacks... but watch out for the counter!

  4. 85'

    Shot off target by Defcentred

    Following a nice combination between Defcentred and Coureur, Coureur backheels the ball into the middle for Defcentred, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

  5. 82'

    Nixon_Gameur/14 fans are throwing flares onto the pitch, and stewards have to intervene. Play resumes.

  6. 81'

    Great pressing from Nixon_Gameur/14. LarsouilleFC is struggling to play properly.

  7. 77'

    Goal for Nixon_Gameur/14! Ryvo

    Following a poor clearance by Dewe, Ryvo finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  8. 72'

    Shot on target by Defcentred

    From a cross on the right, Fyhi squares it to Defcentred inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

  9. 67'

    Shot off target by Fyhi

    Breaking down the right wing, Fyhi spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

  10. 61'

    Yellow card for Theo Faure

    And yes, it is a booking for Theo Faure!

  11. 61'

    Heavy foul by Theo Faure who charges into Vaxo from behind.

  12. 56'

    Wido gets dribbled past by Vaxo and uses his hands to stop him, that's a foul!

  13. 53'

    Tolo goes down injured

    Tolo is complaining about his leg, he should be coming off shortly.

  14. 53'

    PeterParker just tackled Tolo with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

  15. 50'

    Goal for Nixon_Gameur/14! Technicien

    Following a poor clearance by Philippe Guerin, Technicien finds himself alone at the penalty spot and opens his foot perfectly to beat the keeper.

  16. 46'

    What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Tolo plays a through ball to Fyhi, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

  17. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe LarsouilleFC va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  18. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour Nixon_Gameur/14.

  19. 40'

    Save by Theo Faure

    Fyhi hits a clean shot on target, but Theo Faure makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

  20. 35'

    Shot off target by Technicien

    Strike from Technicien that goes just over the crossbar; the keeper can breathe a sigh of relief.

  21. 30'

    Defcentred tries to get past Wate, who stops him with a textbook tackle.

  22. 25'

    Goal for Nixon_Gameur/14! Vaxo

    From a quick throw-in, Vaxo finds himself one-on-one with Theo Faure and easily beats him with a side-footed finish!

  23. 22'

    Yellow card for Philippe Guerin

    Philippe Guerin picks up a yellow card; he will need to be more careful from now on.

  24. 21'

    Heavy foul by Philippe Guerin who charges into Vaxo from behind.

  25. 18'

    Wido cannot stop Pevi, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

  26. 12'

    Free kick by Technicien

    A curling, dipping free kick from Technicien. The bounce doesn't fool the keeper. That could have been dangerous.

  27. 12'

    After an aerial duel, Olof delivers a violent elbow to the face of Zezi, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  28. 11'

    Save by Theo Faure

    That helps a keeper! Theo Faure wins his duel against Ryvo, who shot hard but straight at the goalkeeper.

  29. 5'

    Free kick scored by Technicien

    Technicien takes the free-kick, Theo Faure gets a touch but can't keep it out.

  30. 5'

    Red card for Joueur5

    Joueur5 gets a red for that bad challenge; he'll be finishing the match in the dressing room.

  31. 5'

    Joueur5 commits a heavy foul, tackling Zezi from behind with both feet off the ground.

  32. 0'

    Kick-off

    The 22 players take the field to the Nixon_Gameur/14 anthem.

Key stats

Nixon_Gameur/14 LarsouilleFC
4 Goals 0
8 Shots on target 0
3 Shots off target 0
0 Fouls 7
0 Yellow cards 2
0 Red cards 1
1 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Ryvo 77'
  • Technicien 50'
  • Vaxo 25'
  • Technicien 5'

Scorers

None

Team sheet

Nixon_Gameur/14

Goalkeeper

Defence

Midfield

  • 77'
  • 25'
  • 53'
  • 50'5'

Attack

Substitutes

LarsouilleFC

Goalkeeper

  • 61'

Defence

  • 5'

Midfield

  • 22'

Attack

Substitutes

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