What a pathetic display of "football" we witnessed today as Etoile Footlandaise turned the pitch into a disaster zone. While they managed to stumble into two goals, their defense was essentially a collection of traffic cones, allowing the visitors to run riot. With a measly two shots on target compared to the barrage faced by their own goalkeeper, Etoile Footlandaise proved that the only thing they are truly elite at is disappointing their loyal, long-suffering fans. It was a masterclass in how not to play the beautiful game. 🤡

On the other side of the spectrum, Disneyland arrived with actual intent, treating the match like a stroll through their theme park. Despite a sloppy yellow card in the 81st minute, they controlled the tempo with seven shots on target and surgical precision on set pieces. From that beautiful free-kick goal in the 31st minute to the final nail in the coffin via a corner kick in the 87th, Disneyland showed that they aren't just here to hand out autographs—they are here to dominate, even if they occasionally forget how to keep their fouls in check.

The scoreboard tells the story of a 2-5 absolute demolition that leaves Etoile Footlandaise looking for answers in the trash bin. While they desperately clawed back a goal in the 48th and another in the 83rd, it was nothing more than a cosmetic upgrade on a wreckage. As Disneyland marches home with the victory, one has to wonder if the home team is better suited for a carousel ride than a professional stadium. A truly embarrassing afternoon for the local side. ⚽