Cup

Full time

Key moments

  1. 90'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Hupy

    Hupy beats the offside trap and slides the ball between Qecu's legs. The ball ends up in the back of the net!

  2. 88'

    Substitution for Toutlemonde

    Toutlemonde effectue un remplacement. Hipu prend la place de Kypi.

  3. 86'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Hupy

    After an impeccable one-two with Jyle, Hupy fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

  4. 71'

    Free kick scored by Kypi

    Kypi steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

  5. 54'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Gumy

    A through ball from Hupy to Gumy, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  6. 49'

    Yellow card for Fula

    For that foul, Fula can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  7. 32'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Cajy

    Gumy picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Cajy, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  8. 19'

    Goal for AS Riotord! Tequila

    Suly plays a superb through ball to Tequila, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  9. 13'

    Penalty converted by Cointreau

    Watch out, he steps up, oh a panenka, it's in! Great goal from Cointreau who sends Jules the wrong way!

  10. 10'

    Goal for AS Riotord! Cointreau

    It's a corner! Pexo plays it along the ground to Cointreau, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

What a glorious, chaotic mess of a match we witnessed today! Toutlemonde absolutely dismantled AS Riotord in a 5-3 thriller that felt less like a professional football game and more like a backyard brawl with a ball involved. While AS Riotord spent most of their time committing seven fouls and praying for a miracle, Toutlemonde decided that scoring goals was the only hobby worth pursuing. The highlight? A stunning free-kick in the 71st minute that left the opposition goalkeeper looking like he was trying to catch a fly with chopsticks. ⚽

The defensive performance from AS Riotord was, to put it mildly, a work of fiction. Despite managing a few shots, they seemed more interested in testing the referee’s patience than the back of the net. Toutlemonde, meanwhile, played with a ruthless efficiency that only a team fueled by pure spite can muster. Even with a yellow card dampening their mood in the 49th minute, they simply shrugged it off and kept hammering away, burying the opposition under a mountain of five goals. It was pure, unadulterated dominance disguised as a professional sport.

By the time the 90th minute rolled around and the final goal hit the back of the net, the fans of AS Riotord were likely looking for the nearest exit to escape the embarrassment. Toutlemonde proved today that when you combine seven shots on target with a complete lack of mercy, you get a scoreboard that looks more like a phone number than a match result. A five-goal haul is a statement, and that statement is: please, try harder next time. What a night for the history books! 🔥

Match details

On 18/08/2026 11:45

Paul Formon (Toutlemonde)

19199 spectators

Penalty shoot-out

Jules
230 pts
28 yrs
Fula
255 pts
24 yrs
Pezy
255 pts
24 yrs
Ruqo
256 pts
22 yrs
Jyle
255 pts
24 yrs
Hupy
253 pts
22 yrs
Hipu
252 pts
20 yrs
Justin
354 pts
29 yrs
Cajy
253 pts
22 yrs
Gumy
254 pts
24 yrs
Anthony B...
358 pts
28 yrs
Qecu
301 pts
25 yrs
Pexo
236 pts
23 yrs
Xaso
237 pts
21 yrs
Gisu
234 pts
23 yrs
Tequila
217 pts
33 yrs
Suly
236 pts
21 yrs
Josu
237 pts
24 yrs
Quju
236 pts
21 yrs
Cointreau
216 pts
33 yrs
Whisky
209 pts
35 yrs
Vivi
247 pts
21 yrs

Match commentary

  1. 90'

    Full time!

    The match between Toutlemonde and AS Riotord is over. Toutlemonde defeated AS Riotord in a hard-fought contest but showed more composure than their opponent.

  2. 90'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Hupy

    Hupy beats the offside trap and slides the ball between Qecu's legs. The ball ends up in the back of the net!

  3. 88'

    Tactical change — Toutlemonde

    Toutlemonde modifie sa stratégie.

  4. 88'

    Substitution for Toutlemonde

    Toutlemonde effectue un remplacement. Hipu prend la place de Kypi.

  5. 88'

    Vivi and Kypi are battling for the ball, and Vivi delivers a violent shoulder charge to Kypi, who goes down. It is a foul.

  6. 86'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Hupy

    After an impeccable one-two with Jyle, Hupy fires a shot that hits the post before going in. Magnificent!

  7. 83'

    Gumy is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Cointreau's shoulders during an aerial duel!

  8. 80'

    Gumy thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Whisky.

  9. 76'

    Undeniable foul! Gisu tackles Fula with both feet off the ground!

  10. 71'

    Free kick scored by Kypi

    Kypi steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

  11. 71'

    Unacceptable foul by Quju who tackles Hupy from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  12. 68'

    Free kick by Kypi

    Free kick! Kypi completely miscues his strike and it sails into the stands.

  13. 68'

    A shirt pull by Josu; the referee saw it all and blows for a foul.

  14. 66'

    In a duel with Gumy, Tequila goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

  15. 61'

    Shot off target by Whisky

    Whisky recovers the ball 40 meters out and launches a solo attack on the opposition goal. His cross-shot from the edge of the box is off target!

  16. 60'

    AS Riotord is playing the ball around at the back, forcing Toutlemonde's defensive block to push up.

  17. 57'

    Quju beats two players with a roulette. Justin tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

  18. 54'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Gumy

    A through ball from Hupy to Gumy, who hits a clean chip into the far corner.

  19. 53'

    Free kick by Kypi

    Kypi strikes it accurately. He aims for the top left corner, but once again, the keeper is alert and makes a clean save from the low-power shot.

  20. 53'

    Unacceptable foul by Cointreau who tackles Pezy from behind! That is a real horror tackle!

  21. 49'

    Yellow card for Fula

    For that foul, Fula can be happy with just a yellow card; a red would have been deserved.

  22. 48'

    Fula leans on Gisu in an aerial duel and is penalized.

  23. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe Toutlemonde va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

  24. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 3 buts à 1 pour AS Riotord.

  25. 40'

    Save by Jules

    Vivi fires a great shot on goal, but Jules saves it without much trouble.

  26. 39'

    A lightning-fast counter-attack led by Cointreau, who chooses to go alone... What a waste, Whisky was completely unmarked!

  27. 34'

    Shot off target by Vivi

    Vivi tries a curling shot from the edge of the box, it goes just wide...

  28. 32'

    Goal for Toutlemonde! Cajy

    Gumy picks up the ball on the left, beats the defense for pace, and delivers a perfect cross to Cajy, who is all alone in front of goal and just has to tap it in!!!

  29. 29'

    After an aerial duel, Cointreau delivers a violent elbow to the face of Cajy, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

  30. 27'

    AS Riotord is pressing very intensely, forcing Toutlemonde to bypass their midfield and play long balls to their forwards.

  31. 23'

    Following a nice piece of skill from Jyle, Whisky can only leave his leg in. The referee blows for a foul!

  32. 19'

    Goal for AS Riotord! Tequila

    Suly plays a superb through ball to Tequila, who slots it into the far corner with the outside of his boot.

  33. 15'

    Save by Qecu

    Anthony Boscado is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Qecu catches easily.

  34. 13'

    Penalty converted by Cointreau

    Watch out, he steps up, oh a panenka, it's in! Great goal from Cointreau who sends Jules the wrong way!

  35. 13'

    Penalty to AS Riotord

    That foul was committed inside the penalty area. The crowd is holding its breath! Cointreau is preparing to take the shot...

  36. 13'

    Hard tackle by Jules on Xaso, the referee is forced to blow for a foul.

  37. 10'

    Goal for AS Riotord! Cointreau

    It's a corner! Pexo plays it along the ground to Cointreau, who produces a fantastic backheel that leaves the keeper with no chance!

  38. 6'

    Free kick by Cointreau

    Cointreau runs up and blasts it into the stands. What a waste!

  39. 5'

    Cajy puts in a heavy tackle on Cointreau during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

  40. 3'

    Gisu is through on goal, but Gumy wins the ball back with a great defensive challenge. The fans can breathe a sigh of relief.

  41. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee blows the whistle for kick-off; both teams look focused, we can expect some great football...

Key stats

Toutlemonde AS Riotord
54% Possession 46%
5 Goals 3
7 Shots on target 4
1 Shots off target 3
5 Fouls 7
1 Yellow cards 0
0 Red cards 0
0 Injuries 0

Scorers

  • Hupy 90'
  • Hupy 86' Jyle
  • Kypi 71'
  • Gumy 54' Hupy
  • Cajy 32' Gumy

Scorers

  • Tequila 19' Suly
  • Cointreau 13'
  • Cointreau 10' Pexo

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 49'
  • 86'

Midfield

  • 90'86'54'
  • 88'

Attack

  • 32'
  • 54'32'

Substitutes

  • 71'88'

Goalkeeper

Defence

  • 10'
  • 19'

Midfield

  • 19'
  • 13'(Pen)10'

Attack

Substitutes

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