1. 91'

   Full time!

   The match between DickyDog and EL GRANDE SAEC is over. DickyDog defeated EL GRANDE SAEC in a hard-fought contest but showed more composure than their opponent.

2. 89'

   Penalty converted by Gros Beignet Dodu

   Gros Beignet Dodu converts the penalty!! He hits it hard to the left, the ball goes just under CatocheLeTitane, who was close to making the save!

3. 89'

   Penalty to DickyDog

   After that nasty challenge, Gros Beignet Dodu will try to convert the penalty awarded by the referee.

4. 89'

   AnneETDaveonNamek slides into Hamzezette as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

5. 85'

   Miscommunication between Hamzizi and LA UNICA OREJA when there was a great chance to be had...

6. 84'

   The tackle by Hermano delchibro on RemyLeBourrineur is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

7. 80'

   Tactical change — EL GRANDE SAEC

   EL GRANDE SAEC modifie sa stratégie.

8. 79'

   Goal for DickyDog! Le G

   From this magnificent cross by SquirtyBéranger, Le G side-foots it home to score!

9. 76'

   Shot off target by RemyLeBourrineur

   Run down the right flank by RemyLeBourrineur who crosses for PA LA PR NIAISER, but he scuffs his shot! What a pity!

10. 72'

    RemyLeBourrineur pulls off a beautiful chest-trap into the path of PierreLeVeaucer. We would love to see that kind of skill more often!

11. 67'

    Shot on target by SquirtyBéranger

    SquirtyBéranger races down the right and crosses perfectly for Quoicoubaka. Alone at the penalty spot, he heads it down, but the keeper stretches to his left to parry it away with his right hand. What an exceptional save!

12. 66'

    As Slip kangourou heads toward the goal, RemyLeBourrineur stops him in his tracks with a fine sliding tackle. Great defending!

13. 62'

    Tactical change — EL GRANDE SAEC

    EL GRANDE SAEC modifie sa stratégie.

14. 62'

    Substitution for EL GRANDE SAEC

    EL GRANDE SAEC effectue un remplacement. AnneETDaveonNamek prend la place de SambaCécile.

15. 61'

    Shot off target by Hamzezette

    Hamzezette has no options and fires... straight into the stands. He probably wanted to give the ball to his wife.

16. 56'

    LA UNICA OREJA is furious! The referee whistles for a foul against him for leaning on Sup Naked's shoulders during an aerial duel!

17. 50'

    Hamzizi and Le G are battling for the ball, and Hamzizi delivers a violent shoulder charge to Le G, who goes down. It is a foul.

18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

20. 43'

    Red card for HUBERTO CARLOS

    Yellow card! No, red! A red card for HUBERTO CARLOS who must leave the pitch!

21. 43'

    What a horror tackle! HUBERTO CARLOS drives his studs into SambaCécile's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

22. 39'

    Goal for DickyDog! Hermano delchibro

    GOAL for Hermano delchibro!!! Hermano delchibro twists Alex Tex Mex inside out and goes one-on-one with the keeper. He coolly chips it over the keeper who had already committed to the dive!!!

23. 35'

    Free kick by RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur takes his run-up and shoots. It is blocked by the wall.

24. 35'

    Gros Beignet Dodu commits a heavy foul, tackling Hamzizi from behind with both feet off the ground.

25. 32'

    Goal for DickyDog! Gros Beignet Dodu

    Oh, what a blunder!!! PierreLeVeaucer plays a weak backpass to his keeper, Gros Beignet Dodu intercepts, rounds the keeper, and scores into an empty net...

26. 30'

    Tactical change — DickyDog

    DickyDog modifie sa stratégie.

27. 30'

    Substitution for DickyDog

    DickyDog effectue un remplacement. Hamzezette prend la place de Caillou dur.

28. 27'

    SquirtyBéranger and HUBERTO CARLOS are really on their game today; their link-up play is perfect.

29. 25'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Quoicoubaka, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

30. 22'

    Free kick scored by RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur steps up for the free kick, shoots and scores! GOAL!! He was over 30 meters out.

31. 22'

    The tackle by Le G on CatocheLeTitane is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

32. 16'

    Shot on target by Hermano delchibro

    A long pass from Hermano delchibro finds SquirtyBéranger, who hits a right-footed shot that the keeper gathers comfortably.

33. 12'

    Shot off target by PA LA PR NIAISER

    Swerving cross from Alex Tex Mex, PA LA PR NIAISER tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

34. 10'

    Offside called against HUBERTO CARLOS, poorly served by Creamy Deluxe.

35. 5'

    Free kick by RemyLeBourrineur

    RemyLeBourrineur floats the free kick into the box, but no one is there to meet it.

36. 5'

    After an aerial duel, Le G delivers a violent elbow to the face of PA LA PR NIAISER, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

37. 0'

    Kick-off

    A difficult match that DickyDog cannot afford to lose against EL GRANDE SAEC.

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