1. 91'

   Full time!

   The final whistle blows on a convincing win for LE ROI KEBAB against a disappointing EL GRANDE SAEC.

2. 89'

   What a move! After a dazzling dribbling display, Micka ambi plays a through ball to ARNAULDINHO, who misses his touch in front of goal... What a shame!

3. 85'

   POOP CATAPULT runs himself into a dead end on the right flank and is easily dispossessed by Hamzizi.

4. 84'

   We are witnessing some great football! GROS GROS PIGNOUF and BROUETTE DE CACA are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

5. 81'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! PANTY SNIFFER

   BROUETTE DE CACA wins the ball in midfield! He plays a through ball to PANTY SNIFFER! He beats the keeper to the ball and scores!

6. 76'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! BROUETTE DE CACA

   The team links up 35 meters out and BROUETTE DE CACA is finally found by STEPH SLIPENCUIR on the left. BROUETTE DE CACA cuts onto his favored foot and curls a sublime, dipping shot into the top corner!

7. 70'

   EL GRANDE SAEC is passing the ball around, with LE ROI KEBAB trying to win it back.

8. 68'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

   A well-taken corner by STEPH SLIPENCUIR curls to the back post for the unmarked GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who calmly taps it home.

9. 66'

   We are witnessing some great football! STEPH SLIPENCUIR and GROS GROS PIGNOUF are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

10. 62'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! VIKY MERCURY

    PA LA PR NIAISER pulls the corner back for VIKY MERCURY, who strikes it with power. A deflection off a defender sends it into the net!

11. 60'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    The players are moving the ball well, GROS GROS PIGNOUF loses Hamzizi to receive a good pass, takes a sharp touch, and hits a low drive that beats the keeper.

12. 57'

    BROUETTE DE CACA goes down injured

    BROUETTE DE CACA only gets up after several long seconds; he appears to be suffering from a calf injury.

13. 56'

    After an aerial duel, VIKY MERCURY delivers a violent elbow to the face of BROUETTE DE CACA, who is writhing in pain on the ground. Undeniable foul.

14. 54'

    We are witnessing some great football! BOUDIN CUIT and KNAKI MOLLE are perfectly in sync and causing the defense all sorts of problems!

15. 52'

    BROUETTE DE CACA is on fire, performing a brilliant roulette to beat his marker, RemyLeBourrineur.

16. 48'

    For the last few minutes, LE ROI KEBAB and EL GRANDE SAEC have just been watching each other play.

17. 46'

    PROUT PISTOL and BOUDIN CUIT are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

18. 45'

    Back under way!

    C'est reparti pour 45 minutes, s'ils ne veulent pas terminer sur un score nul, il va falloir hausser le rythme.

19. 45'

    Half-time

    Et c'est la mi-temps, aucune équipe n'a pris l'avantage. Tout reste à faire.

20. 43'

    A sublime cross-field pass from Hamzizi to PierreLeVeaucer, who brings it down with his chest.

21. 40'

    PA LA PR NIAISER commits a deliberate obstruction on KNAKI DURE. Watch out!

22. 39'

    Hamzizi just tackled STEPH SLIPENCUIR with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

23. 37'

    Red card for LA UNICA OREJA

    LA UNICA OREJA is wondering what just happened. The referee has just shown a red card for a foul that didn't seem to warrant such a punishment!

24. 37'

    The tackle by LA UNICA OREJA on PANTY SNIFFER is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

25. 36'

    Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    CAPTAIN CROTTE attempts a cross-shot from 25 meters, but the ball goes wide.

26. 35'

    Shot on target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and PROUT PISTOL fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

27. 33'

    From a BROUETTE DE CACA cross, the ball reaches PROUT PISTOL who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

28. 27'

    Shot off target by BROUETTE DE CACA

    Breaking down the right wing, BROUETTE DE CACA spots the keeper off his line. He goes for it, but finds the side netting. What a pity!

29. 25'

    Goal for EL GRANDE SAEC! VIKY MERCURY

    Corner taken by PA LA PR NIAISER towards the edge of the box for VIKY MERCURY, who connects with a thunderous volley that catches the keeper off guard. It's a goal!

30. 20'

    Micka ambi finds plenty of space down the left. He crosses to ARNAULDINHO, who controls with a spin and beats the keeper at the second attempt. But he is flagged offside. Replays confirm it was the right call.

31. 15'

    Shot off target by PA LA PR NIAISER

    After a nice team move, PA LA PR NIAISER curls a shot from 25 meters out that goes just wide of the keeper, who didn't move.

32. 10'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    On a through ball, POOP CATAPULT controls it, freezes CatocheLeTitane, dribbles past him, and scores easily.

33. 4'

    RemyLeBourrineur and Micka ambi are moving the ball around in midfield, waiting for the opposition to push up.

34. 0'

    Kick-off

    And we are underway for this thrilling match between EL GRANDE SAEC and LE ROI KEBAB.

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