1. 90'

   Full time!

   After a thrilling match, LE ROI KEBAB takes the win over COMPOSE TON TACOS.

2. 88'

   Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

   Nice one-two between GROS GROS PIGNOUF and CAPTAIN CROTTE, but CAPTAIN CROTTE shoots wide!

3. 85'

   LE ROI KEBAB is calmly playing it around at the back, which is clearly frustrating the COMPOSE TON TACOS players.

4. 81'

   Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

   CAPTAIN CROTTE works the right flank before crossing. BROUETTE DE CACA tries to volley it home but miscues completely. Goal kick.

5. 76'

   Maroille pané dribbles past PEIGNE CUL with a magnificent nutmeg. PEIGNE CUL seems annoyed, so he tackles Maroille pané from behind. The referee saw it all, that's a foul!

6. 74'

   KNAKI MOLLE is the engine of this team; after a run down the right flank, he passes to STEPH LA BELETTE, but the ball goes out for a throw-in.

7. 71'

   Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS!

   A great pass from Sauce Biggy to , who pulls off a magnificent touch before firing a swivel shot that smashes in under the crossbar!

8. 70'

   Shot on target by KNAKI DURE

   KNAKI DURE approaches the box but gets blocked by the defense; he plays a neat backheel and CAPTAIN CROTTE fires it hard, only to be narrowly denied by the keeper!!

9. 68'

   Shot off target by BROUETTE DE CACA

   Superb curling shot from BROUETTE DE CACA that grazes the top left corner! That was close!

10. 66'

    From a STEPH LA BELETTE cross, the ball reaches PEIGNE CUL who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

11. 65'

    What a foul! As FRITES BIEN MOLLE was heading for goal, BROUETTE DE CACA comes in late and sweeps his opponent's legs!

12. 64'

    Shot off target by STEPH LA BELETTE

    After beating his marker, STEPH LA BELETTE shoots, but unfortunately his effort is off target.

13. 62'

    Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    Swerving cross from POOP CATAPULT, GROS GROS PIGNOUF tries to connect but sends the ball out for a goal kick.

14. 60'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    From a cross by BROUETTE DE CACA that the defense fails to clear, STEPH LA BELETTE controls perfectly on his chest and fires a half-volley from the edge of the box to crucify the keeper!!

15. 55'

    Yellow card for CAPTAIN CROTTE

    And yes, a yellow card! CAPTAIN CROTTE shouldn't have disputed the referee's decision.

16. 55'

    Undeniable foul! CAPTAIN CROTTE tackles Magret séché with both feet off the ground!

17. 52'

    Shot on target by STEPH LA BELETTE

    From a cross on the right, CAPTAIN CROTTE squares it to STEPH LA BELETTE inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

18. 49'

    KNAKI DURE slides into Supp Boursin as he sprints with the ball; that is a foul.

19. 46'

    The tackle by BOUDIN CUIT on is unacceptable; it is rightly called as a foul.

20. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe COMPOSE TON TACOS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

21. 45+1'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 0 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

22. 42'

    Down the left flank, Maroille pané plays it through to Sauce Hannibal, who sends a cross into the box but it is blocked by a defender.

23. 38'

    What a horror tackle! BROUETTE DE CACA drives his studs into 's chest; the referee blows the whistle immediately.

24. 37'

    For the last few minutes, LE ROI KEBAB and COMPOSE TON TACOS have just been watching each other play.

25. 31'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    POOP CATAPULT receives a lovely pass from CAPTAIN CROTTE but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!

26. 28'

    Free kick by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE is going to take this set piece. He strikes it with power... The keeper is caught wrong-footed, but the ball hits the crossbar and goes out of play. What a pity.

27. 27'

    Supp Boursin leans on KNAKI DURE in an aerial duel and is penalized.

28. 23'

    PEIGNE CUL puts in a heavy tackle on Sauce Hannibal during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

29. 21'

    Shot off target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    Following a nice combination between CAPTAIN CROTTE and PEIGNE CUL, PEIGNE CUL backheels the ball into the middle for CAPTAIN CROTTE, who unleashes a rocket... into the stands.

30. 20'

    KNAKI DURE plays a through ball to CAPTAIN CROTTE but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

31. 18'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE leads the counter, it's 3-on-2, he passes to PEIGNE CUL who gets trapped by the corner flag and loses the ball... what a shame!

32. 14'

    Shot on target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    From a cross on the right, POOP CATAPULT squares it to GROS GROS PIGNOUF inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

33. 11'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! POOP CATAPULT

    And POOP CATAPULT scores! From a cross, Double Cheddar clears it poorly and the ball lands straight at the feet of POOP CATAPULT, who calmly slots it home... What a comedy of errors!

34. 7'

    CAPTAIN CROTTE and BOUDIN CUIT are linking up perfectly today; they are building some exceptional play together!

35. 5'

    Lamelle de Kebab puts in a heavy tackle on BOUDIN CRU during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

36. 0'

    Kick-off

    The 22 players take the field to the LE ROI KEBAB anthem.

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