1. 90'

   Full time!

   The match ends with a score of 5-2. A tight contest that provided great entertainment, well played gentlemen!

2. 90'

   Echalote confite cannot stop BROUETTE DE CACA, so he pulls his shirt. Undeniable foul.

3. 86'

   Save by Double Cheddar

   STEPH LA BELETTE is one-on-one with Double Cheddar but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

4. 85'

   Shot on target by Supp Oeuf Poché

   Supp Oeuf Poché tries to catch the keeper out with a dipping shot, but it's deflected for a corner.

5. 83'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

   ÉNORME BLAIREAU clears long into the final third, GROS GROS PIGNOUF controls the ball and shoots! The trajectory completely caught the keeper off guard! What a goal!

6. 80'

   Tactical change — COMPOSE TON TACOS

   COMPOSE TON TACOS modifie sa stratégie.

7. 79'

   STEPH LA BELETTE delivers a cross far beyond the back post while BOUDIN CRU was all alone in front of the goal.

8. 76'

   Shot on target by BROUETTE DE CACA

   From a cross on the right, ÉNORME BLAIREAU squares it to BROUETTE DE CACA inside the box, but his effort is pushed away by the keeper.

9. 71'

   Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

   Goal! GROS GROS PIGNOUF nutmegs Echalote confite and beats the keeper with an unstoppable cross-shot!

10. 67'

    PEIGNE CUL thought he had done the hard part arriving at the edge of the box, but he was blocked by a determined Maroille pané.

11. 62'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Sauce Hannibal

    Sauce Biggy drives the corner in low; Sauce Hannibal charges to the penalty spot and attempts a backheel, the ball hits the post and goes in. What a magnificent finish!!!

12. 59'

    Shot on target by BROUETTE DE CACA

    Nice cross from CAPTAIN CROTTE finds its target perfectly, great strike from BROUETTE DE CACA, but the keeper makes a spectacular fingertip save.

13. 56'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU leaves Truite Vengeuse for dead with a nutmeg before curling an unstoppable shot into the far bottom corner! What a goal!

14. 50'

    Save by Double Cheddar

    That was close! A perfect through ball finds ÉNORME BLAIREAU one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Double Cheddar had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

15. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour 45 minutes. L'équipe COMPOSE TON TACOS va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

16. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

17. 38'

    leans on GROS GROS PIGNOUF in an aerial duel and is penalized.

18. 35'

    Great cross out to the left from BOUDIN CRU, but REPLACING SAUSAGE miscontrols it and the ball goes out for a throw-in.

19. 32'

    Goal for COMPOSE TON TACOS! Magret séché

    From a quick throw-in, Magret séché finds himself one-on-one with PACO RABAT and easily beats him with a side-footed finish!

20. 27'

    Supp Oeuf Poché complains about the tight marking from REPLACING SAUSAGE, but the referee ignores him.

21. 22'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    STEPH LA BELETTE whips in the corner; the keeper fumbles it onto the head of GROS GROS PIGNOUF, who scores off the post.

22. 20'

    Shot off target by ÉNORME BLAIREAU

    ÉNORME BLAIREAU enters the box, holding off everyone. But he curls his left-footed shot into the clouds.

23. 18'

    Shot off target by Lamelle de Kebab

    Great work from Lamelle de Kebab on the wing. He looks up and sends a cross-field ball to find Supp Oeuf Poché. Unfortunately, his volley goes well over the goal.

24. 15'

    They are playing in such a tight space, they need to get out of there... What a piece of skill from STEPH LA BELETTE to beat two players at once, he can spread it out to GROS GROS PIGNOUF immediately.

25. 13'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! BROUETTE DE CACA

    BROUETTE DE CACA is played through. He accelerates, dribbles past Echalote confite, and beats the keeper with a subtle outside-of-the-boot finish.

26. 11'

    Free kick by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE completely misses his free kick; he could have hurt a spectator!

27. 11'

    Undeniable foul! Echalote confite tackles REPLACING SAUSAGE with both feet off the ground!

28. 8'

    Magret séché beats two players with a roulette. BOUDIN CRU tackles him cleanly, great recovery.

29. 6'

    Sauce Hannibal pushes ÉNORME BLAIREAU in the back, the referee blows for a foul.

30. 3'

    A sublime cross-field pass from BROUETTE DE CACA to PEIGNE CUL, who brings it down with his chest.

31. 1'

    Echalote confite goes down injured

    Echalote confite is injured and should come off. That would be the safer option.

32. 1'

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF just tackled Echalote confite with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

33. 0'

    Kick-off

    And the first whistle blows to kick off what we hope will be a thrilling match.

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