1. 91'

   Full time!

   Final whistle! Relief for LE ROI KEBAB!! The players are celebrating; this is what football is all about!

2. 91'

   Frimousse goes down injured

   Frimousse seems injured after that foul and is signaling for a substitution.

3. 90'

   Frimousse starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from KNAKI MOLLE, who commits a very bad foul.

4. 87'

   Save by PACO RABAT

   Tibolipo Back is one-on-one with PACO RABAT but completely fluffs the chip! What a lack of composure.

5. 84'

   Save by Anti Parpaing

   That was close! A perfect through ball finds STEPH LA BELETTE one-on-one with the keeper; he draws him out and tries to lob him... but Anti Parpaing had anticipated the move and stretches to deflect the ball!

6. 82'

   Shot off target by STEPH LA BELETTE

   Header from STEPH LA BELETTE!!! He outjumps everyone and heads it toward the back post, but misses the target.

7. 79'

   From a Frimousse cross, the ball reaches Oreille molle who miscontrols it in the box. The defense clears.

8. 73'

   Tactical change — Spartiate 33/54

   Spartiate 33/54 modifie sa stratégie.

9. 72'

   Penalty converted by STEPH LA BELETTE

   Penalty! STEPH LA BELETTE steps up and fires it low into the right corner... Unstoppable!

10. 72'

    Penalty to LE ROI KEBAB

    The referee points to the penalty spot, STEPH LA BELETTE steps up to take it.

11. 72'

    Frimousse just tackled ÉNORME BLAIREAU with both feet off the ground! That deserves a card!

12. 69'

    Zob de fer puts in a heavy tackle on CAPTAIN CROTTE during a promising counter-attack; a blatant act of cynical play!

13. 68'

    Penalty converted by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE steps up, pauses, Anti Parpaing dives the wrong way, and STEPH LA BELETTE just has to slot it into the open net.

14. 68'

    Penalty to LE ROI KEBAB

    After that nasty challenge, STEPH LA BELETTE will try to convert the penalty awarded by the referee.

15. 68'

    In a duel with Mister Coco Loco, BOUDIN CUIT goes down easily! Unfortunately, the referee has been fooled.

16. 66'

    Save by Anti Parpaing

    Many le mammouth hits a clean shot on target, but Anti Parpaing makes a world-class save to clear the danger.

17. 60'

    Goal for Spartiate 33/54! Mister Coco Loco

    From this magnificent cross by Tibolipo Back, Mister Coco Loco side-foots it home to score!

18. 57'

    Tactical change — Spartiate 33/54

    Spartiate 33/54 modifie sa stratégie.

19. 53'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    GROS GROS PIGNOUF receives a lovely pass from STEPH LA BELETTE but with no options, he tries his luck from 25 yards out and finds the top corner. Magnificent!

20. 51'

    Oreille molle plays a through ball to Beranger Lepen but it is too long and goes for a goal kick.

21. 45'

    Back under way!

    Et c'est reparti pour une seconde période. L'équipe Spartiate 33/54 va devoir batailler si elle veut s'imposer.

22. 45'

    Half-time

    C'est la fin de cette première mi-temps. Les équipes rentrent aux vestiaires pour 15 minutes sur le score de 2 buts à 1 pour LE ROI KEBAB.

23. 42'

    Shot off target by GROS GROS PIGNOUF

    Nice one-two between GROS GROS PIGNOUF and ÉNORME BLAIREAU, but ÉNORME BLAIREAU shoots wide!

24. 39'

    Goal for LE ROI KEBAB! STEPH LA BELETTE

    A long through ball from POOP CATAPULT finds STEPH LA BELETTE, who executes a sumptuous rabona that slowly crosses the goal line. It is in.

25. 36'

    Red card for REPLACING SAUSAGE

    Oh yes! Following that foul, it's a red card for REPLACING SAUSAGE. He leaves the pitch with his head down, his team won't even look at him.

26. 35'

    Dark Michou starts to accelerate, but is abruptly stopped by a violent tackle from REPLACING SAUSAGE, who commits a very bad foul.

27. 33'

    Spartiate 33/54 is moving the ball well with crisp passing, forcing LE ROI KEBAB to chase. A great collective display from Spartiate 33/54!

28. 29'

    Free kick scored by STEPH LA BELETTE

    STEPH LA BELETTE steps up and tucks it into the top left corner; Anti Parpaing could do nothing!

29. 28'

    Undeniable foul! Oreille molle tackles BOUDIN CUIT with both feet off the ground!

30. 26'

    Shot on target by CAPTAIN CROTTE

    POOP CATAPULT dinks the ball over the defense, CAPTAIN CROTTE hits a powerful half-volley straight into the arms of the well-positioned keeper!

31. 23'

    Big chance for Beranger Lepen, who beats the keeper but is denied by the last-ditch effort of REPLACING SAUSAGE. What a shame!

32. 21'

    Perfect tackle by ÉNORME BLAIREAU on Hubert Pastis! The move was very dangerous! ÉNORME BLAIREAU arrived at just the right time!

33. 15'

    Mister Coco Loco commits a deliberate obstruction on BOUDIN CUIT. Watch out!

34. 13'

    Save by Anti Parpaing

    STEPH LA BELETTE is not closed down and tries his luck, but his shot lacks power. With shots like that, Anti Parpaing could play until he is 90.

35. 8'

    Save by Anti Parpaing

    BOUDIN CUIT is one-on-one with the keeper, hesitates, and hits a shot that Anti Parpaing catches easily.

36. 6'

    Goal for Spartiate 33/54! Hubert Pastis

    A long through ball finds Hubert Pastis, who outpaces KNAKI MOLLE and slots it past the keeper!

37. 2'

    KNAKI MOLLE dribbles past two opponents, but Beranger Lepen decides to use brute force to end the run! Undeniable foul!

38. 0'

    Kick-off

    The referee kicks things off under torrential rain.

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