Club profile
Squad
Bavure Policière
138 pts
24 yrs
Agresseur7xuel
135 pts
25 yrs
LintenableGicleur
135 pts
27 yrs
Denonceur2Youpins
134 pts
29 yrs
Toujours100Capote
138 pts
29 yrs
ProxénèteNotoire
137 pts
29 yrs
Nostalgiquede1940
130 pts
28 yrs
Jeffrey Epstein
135 pts
26 yrs
Algérien en OQTF
129 pts
27 yrs
Norman Thavaud
137 pts
24 yrs
Marc Dutroux
129 pts
28 yrs
Substitutes
ImmigréClandestin
122 pts
30 yrs
Fetichiste2Panard
134 pts
27 yrs
Collabo4Ever
119 pts
28 yrs
Pousseur2Vieilles
127 pts
29 yrs
Fiché S
137 pts
27 yrs
LeFrotteurDuMetro
130 pts
31 yrs
Multirécidiviste
104 pts
30 yrs
| Pos | Name | Age | Points | Motivation | Fitness |
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| GK | Bavure Policière | 24 | 138 |
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| DEF | Agresseur7xuel | 25 | 135 |
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| DEF | LintenableGicleur | 27 | 135 |
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| DEF | Denonceur2Youpins | 29 | 134 |
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| DEF | Toujours100Capote | 29 | 138 |
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| MID | ProxénèteNotoire | 29 | 137 |
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| MID | Nostalgiquede1940 | 28 | 130 |
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| MID | Jeffrey Epstein | 26 | 135 |
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| MID | Algérien en OQTF | 27 | 129 |
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| FWD | Norman Thavaud | 24 | 137 |
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| FWD | Marc Dutroux | 28 | 129 |
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| SUB | ImmigréClandestin | 30 | 122 |
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| SUB | Fetichiste2Panard | 27 | 134 |
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| SUB | Collabo4Ever | 28 | 119 |
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| SUB | Pousseur2Vieilles | 29 | 127 |
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| SUB | Fiché S | 27 | 137 |
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| SUB | LeFrotteurDuMetro | 31 | 130 |
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| SUB | Multirécidiviste | 30 | 104 |
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Club profile
Scouting & analysis
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Reading their tactics
Compare current form, recent line-ups and strengths against weaknesses to work out what they will do to you.
The coach's advice
Football is eleven against eleven. A side that looks stronger on paper wins nothing on its own — preparation and scouting are what usually decide it.
Club identity
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